Boss sends pre-8AM, AI-written email asking employees to come in during a blizzard: 'The multi-car pileup in the untreated parking lot entrance was a nice welcome'

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  • A man shivers outside in the snow.
  • Nothing like a pre-8AM ChatGPT email insisting we come in right before a full whiteout. The multi-car pileup in the untreated parking lot entrance was a nice welcome.
  • Morning Team! I know a few of you were manifesting a full-blown blizzard so you could camp out at home today... BUT according to my very official forecast from my meteorologist friends, here's the breakdown: Today's Weather Timeline: • Snow starts around 8AM - perfect timing since you'll already be at the office. • Heaviest snow: 9AM-1PM • Snow wraps up by ~3PM • Commute home: Should look just like the morning ― clear and smooth. So yes... business as usual! BUT since Mother Nature tried to give
  • Ftb2278 35m ago Fuck this person
  • EstateGate 26m ago . Snow wraps up at 3pm...means a very long commute home. This person is an asshole.
  • Happy_Ad_4357 • 20m ago I've always admired the snow for its prompt punctuality and the way it neatly packs itself up and leaves without a trace precisely when the forecast says it will. And what are the odds everything done at work that day could have either been done remotely or deferred until the weather improved?
  • MaxGoldfinch25 • 25m ago God forbid everyone work from home for one day?! What the actual fuck.
  • Emptiness-Cat 14m ago i wonder if their "meteorologist friends" are also LLMs
  • . NeppyMan 19m ago This looks like a person who should "accidentally" have their car dinged in the lot. Repeatedly. Such a shame, weather conditions were just awful and the lot wasn't clear...
  • PalladiuM7 . 19m ago I'd just respond "nah"
  • ThrustersOnFull • 12m ago If I was ordered to bring my dog, I'd quit.
  • A man stands outside in a blizzard.
  • Much Speech... OP 2m ago Update: Management bought pizza.
  • Try Fine317 11m ago That is insane.
  • Odd_Hunt4570 • 9m ago What kind of business is this
  • T... .5m ago Edited 2m ago "This is a normal day and business as usual. Also, we're all going to need an emotion support dog to go through that difficult, unusual day, so Jessica you'd better bring yours or else. "
  • McKenzie_S • 5m ago . This e-mail is evidence of willful negligence and disregard for safety. Especially if the actual news. said different. Those folks insurance lawyers would love to know that the business with a lot more money than a person is liable.
  • inanewhell 2m ago Hahahaha the thing is they have no authority over you because they can't really say the forecast is OK for EVERYONE to drive - and driving in the afternoon with snow built up isn't great either. Do they know everyone's commute and route is safe?
  • They dont know your driving route, if some roads there are worse than others. If you dont feel save driving and needs to get your kids in the afternoon or they have a snow day - stay home. Who cares if snow isn't starting until 8? Better to be in a situation you can be home for the night than fighting to get back in the afternoon
  • Numerous-Mous... . 6m ago Just because snow stops dosnt mean it disappears immediately after lol
  • chloeinthewoods 4m ago • This is one of the most obvious uses of Al I've ever seen. Gross all around.
  • Von_Uber 3m ago A snow day? What is this, primary school?
  • UniversalBasicln... • 2m ago who do they think they are, gamestop?! lol
  • EddieTreetrunk • 1m ago Stay home and use pto or go in, pretty simple. If no pto is offered calling out shouldn't matter anyway. IMHO

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